The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm just going to run to the store and get a few things; I'll pick you up when you're done.

Sheldon Cooper:
Okay. I-I like it a little better when you stay, but all right.

Angelo:
Hey, Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
Hello. I'm here for my haircut with Mr. D'Onofrio.

Angelo:
I'm sorry. Uncle Tony's in hospital. He's pretty sick.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, dear. Mr. D'Onofrio is in the hospital. Why do these things always happen to me?

Angelo:
I could cut it for you.

Sheldon Cooper:
You're not Mr. D'Onofrio. I get my haircut by Mr. D'Onofrio.

[to Leonard]

Sheldon Cooper:
You believe this guy?