The Big Bang Theory2007

Amy Farrah Fowler:
In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War?

Sheldon Cooper:
Uganda.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Defend.

Sheldon Cooper:
Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Correct. My turn.

Sheldon Cooper:
In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play the "Maple Leaf Rag"?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Tuned bayonets.

Sheldon Cooper:
Defend.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Isn't it obvious?

Sheldon Cooper:
You're right. My apologies.

Leonard Hofstadter:
What the hell are you guys playing?