The Big C2010

Cathy Jamison:
I want you think of every one these you smoke as taking six months off of your life.

Andrea Jackson:
You know what, I'd rather be skinny and die young than be fat forever. What can I say? Fat camp didn't work for me.

Cathy Jamison:
Yeah, well, there's gotta be other options.

Andrea Jackson:
The blood sugar diet. The protein diet. The starvation diet. The pretending that I don't care strategy. You know what? You would be mean too.

Cathy Jamison:
You just need more patience.

Andrea Jackson:
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm healed! Thanks, Mrs. Jamison. I should've come to you sooner.

Cathy Jamison:
I'll pay you a 100 bucks for every pound you lose. Here. Here's a good faith...

Cathy Jamison:
[pulls out money] $23. We meet in the gym every Friday at 2:00 for weigh-ins. If you smell like a cigarette, the deal is off.

Andrea Jackson:
This skinny b*tch will see you on Friday then.