The Bill Engvall Show

     

The Bill Engvall Show2007

The Bill Engvall Show is a sitcom which ran on TBS from July 17, 2007 to September 5, 2009. The series starred comedian Bill Engvall and was written and created by Engvall and Michael Leeson. The series was canceled on September 25, 2009. Set in sub… more »


Bill Pearson:
[addressing Trent's oversleeping] Trent, you have got to figure out this sleeping problem, you can't keep going on like this.

Trent Pearson:
Look, I'm sorry. I really am, but I can't help it.

Bill Pearson:
Well, what do we have to do, yell into your ear with a megaphone?

Lauren Pearson:
Dump a bucket of water over your head?

Bryan Pearson:
Put a bunch of black widow spiders in your bed to fill you so full of poison your nervous system shuts down?

Bryan Pearson:
[notices the entire family is staring at him] What, I mean if the water thing doesn't work.

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