The Bill1984

DC Jim Carver:
Here you go. One fresh tortoise.

PC Reg Hollis:
Oh dear.

PC Honey Harman:
What?

PC Reg Hollis:
Well it's just as I thought... It's Greek.

PC Honey Harman:
How can you tell that?

DC Jim Carver:
The accent?

PC Reg Hollis:
It's where they come from when they're imported from the wild. Has he got any others?

DC Jim Carver:
No, that was the last one. But he said he was expecting another delivery this evening.

PC Gary Best:
Is this serious? We're doing a stakeout on some tortoises?

PC Reg Hollis:
Yeah alright Gary no jesting. Look, Jim's got some very good information that the man in the shop round the corner is expecting a delivery tonight of illegally imported wild tortoises. Get yourself outside the shop where you can have a good look at the front of it.

PC Gary Best:
Is there a back entrance?

DC Jim Carver:
No.

PC Reg Hollis:
And listen, if it all goes off we're just here, give us a shout.

PC Gary Best:
All goes off? These tortoise on crack or what? I've always wanted to be in the flying squad, and this is obviously what it's like!