The Bill1984

[the car thief, Carver's first arrest, is in the charge room, about to have is name taken down by Sgt. Penny]

Sgt. Penny:
Games aren't gonna do you no good, son. Now what's your name?

Lennie:
[gives Penny a false name] Mickey.

Sgt. Penny:
Right, now we're being sensible. Michael...

Lennie:
Mouse.

[Edwards, who is also in the charge room, discreetly sn*ggers]

Lennie:
[cheerfully] Mickey Mouse.

Sgt. Penny:
Alright, sunshine, you want to play silly-buggers...

Lennie:
I want to see the CID. DI or DCI, nothing lower.

Sgt. Penny:
You what? Fat chance, pal. You, if you haven't noticed, are in dead lumber.