The Bill1984

[Sgt. Cryer enters the charge room to find it jam-packed with the suspects from the drugs raid, along with a stressed Sgt. Penny, who is taking their names down]

Sgt. Penny:
[raises his voice to all the suspects in the charge room] One at a time, what do think I am, a bloody robot? LET'S HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE!

Sgt. Cryer:
[to Penny] 'Ere, is that perspiration on your forehead?

Sgt. Penny:
How would you know?

Sgt. Cryer:
Listen, I've got someone to make an old man very happy.

[Sure enough, Maggie, along with Miss Newnham, enters the charge room]

Sgt. Penny:
Oh, no!

Maggie:
[to Penny] Well, if you're gonna be like that, I'll come back later. I don't mind.

Sgt. Penny:
[to Miss Newnham] Salmon?

Miss Newnham:
Yes, 3 tins.

Sgt. Penny:
All a mistake, I suppose.

Maggie:
[to Penny] Well, I wouldn't do it on purpose, would I?

Sgt. Penny:
[sighs] What on earth are we going to do with you, Maggie?

Maggie:
Well, you can start off, by making me a nice cup of tea.