The Bionic Woman1976

Jaime Sommers:
How did you and I first meet?

Col. Steve Austin:
Well, it was my first day in the third grade and you dared me to eat one of everything in the cafeteria.

Jaime Sommers:
Did I? Did you?

Col. Steve Austin:
Yeah, I tried and I got pretty sick. But I got even with you right here on this swing.

Jaime Sommers:
Yeah, what'd you do, stick a frog down my back?

Col. Steve Austin:
[sits down on swing] No, it was a lizard.

Jaime Sommers:
Ew! That's an awful thing to do.