The Black Adder1982

Richard III:
Who's that?

King Richard IV:
I know not, my lord. I'll ask my son. Harry! Who is that?

Harry:
It is your other son, my lord.

[to the king Richard III]

King Richard IV:
It is my other son, my lord.

Richard III:
Fights he with us tomorrow?

[to Harry]

King Richard IV:
What's his name?

Harry:
Edmund.

King Richard IV:
Edna! Fight you with us on the morrow?

Prince Edmund:
Oh, goodness, no. I thought I'd fight with the enemy.

[Silence. Blackadder giggles nervously and sits down]

Richard III:
You are not putting him anywhere near me, are you?

King Richard IV:
No, no, my lord. He'll be somewhere amongst the rabble.

Richard III:
Oh, arrow fodder.

King Richard IV:
Precisely.

[Richard III waves at Edmund]

Richard III:
What a little turd.