The Black Adder1982

Baldrick:
My Lord...

Prince Edmund:
What?

Baldrick:
I also have a plan.

Prince Edmund:
Yes?

Baldrick:
Why not make her think you prefer the company of men?

Prince Edmund:
But I do, Baldrick, I do!

Baldrick:
No, no, My Lord. I mean, erm, the, er, *intimate* company of men...?

Prince Edmund:
You don't mean... like the Earle of Doncaster...?

Baldrick:
I mean just like the Earle of Doncaster.

Prince Edmund:
That great radish? That steaming great left-footer? The Earle of Doncaster, Baldrick, has been riding side-saddle since he was seventeen.

Baldrick:
Mm! And who would want to marry the Earle of Doncaster?

Prince Edmund:
Well, no-one wou - [realises] Brilliant! Of course! No-one would marry the Earle of Doncaster!... except, perhaps, the Duke of Beaufort.