The Blacklist2013

Raymond 'Red' Reddington:
[to Lizzy] There you are. What the hell happened to you? You just leave me stranded with awful Algerian. He's been hitting on me for 20 minutes.

Embassy Guard:
Sir, this is a secure area.

Raymond 'Red' Reddington:
[to security guard] Well, not secure enough if you ask me, sister. You know what? Why don't ask Rasil? We wouldn't even be here if it weren't for that troublemaker. Always an agenda with him. Cultural attache. Culture, my ass. [Points at Lizzy] The things I do for this one. [to Lizzy] Gallivanting around the globe for you little assignations with you know, hmm-hmm. [to security guard] Carrying her furs and bikinis as if I wouldn't rather be back in Dutchess County my shelties. [to Lizzy] Hey, don't take anything for granted. Everything you have was bought and paid for by your boyfriend. [to security guard] Do you have any idea who's horn this tramp is blowing? Let's just say it starts with Bashiar, and ends with Assad, gassing you faster than a Sunni. So let's get her out of the hot seat and into a limo. Good God, crumbs up!

Embassy Guard:
What?

Raymond 'Red' Reddington:
Your cummerbund. Pleats up. You look like Bob Yashimura in eighth grade swing choir. It's upside down. [Red punches out the security guard] Oh god, that hurts!

Elizabeth Keen:
What the hell was that?

Raymond 'Red' Reddington:
I don't know it just felt so right in the moment.