The Brady Bunch1969

Jethroe Collins:
Son, you know the legends, I know the facts.

Mike Brady:
Mr. Collins, why don't you tell Bob about how it was with your father?

Jethroe Collins:
Well, I was just a little boy at the time. My father was riding a train to California, Jesse James held it up.

Bobby Brady:
Did they have a shootout?

Jethroe Collins:
Well, wasn't much of a shootout, my father had his face to the wall, his hands in the air, and he wasn't wearing a gun.

Bobby Brady:
Then why'd Jesse shoot him?

Jethroe Collins:
Because that's the kind of man that Jesse James was, a mean dirty killer. My mother used to cry about it in her sleep. When I was old enough to understand, I used to have nightmares about it myself. Awful nightmares, about that train robbery.