The Brady Bunch1969

[Unknown to the other, Mike and Carol are both reading in different parts of the house, Mike on cooking about which he knows nothing, and Carol on baseball about which she knows nothing]

Carol Brady:
Men on first and third with one out, the batter must...

Mike Brady:
...pour a cup of vinegar into...

Carol Brady:
...the catcher's mitt. This is the best way to hide the signals from...

Mike Brady:
...the salt and pepper. Always make sure to properly season every...

Carol Brady:
...umpire. He must not allow the pitcher to touch his fingers to his...

Mike Brady:
...pot. Always remember that too many onions or too much garlic...

Carol Brady:
...will keep the shortstop away from the third baseman.