The Brink2015

Zeke Tilson:
The mail plane is out there right now and nobody's watching it. We take it, we fly it to Ibiza. We use the money from the boner-guy statue to buy ourselves a house and we live there forever.

Glenn Taylor:
There's not enough gas in the mail plane to get to Ibiza.

Zeke Tilson:
Fine! We take it to Zanzibar. We can f***ing make it to Zanzibar!

Glenn Taylor:
Nothing in Zanzibar.

Zeke Tilson:
There are women in Zanzibar.

Glenn Taylor:
Women?

Zeke Tilson:
We sex the women. We make the babies. We start a tribe.

Glenn Taylor:
What about the mail?

Zeke Tilson:
What about the mail?

Glenn Taylor:
We can't steal the mail. That's a federal offense.

Zeke Tilson:
You're right. We leave the mail, we steal the plane.

Glenn Taylor:
That's good! Nobody goes to jail!

Zeke Tilson:
Okay.

Glenn Taylor:
What about Carl?

Zeke Tilson:
What about Carl?

Glenn Taylor:
Carl's got the keys to the mail plane.

Zeke Tilson:
We cut Carl in. Carl comes too.

Glenn Taylor:
No women for Carl.

Zeke Tilson:
No women for Carl. Where'd you find another bottle of cura?ao?

Glenn Taylor:
I didn't. We've been drinking mouthwash for the past half-hour.