The Brittas Empire1991

Gordon Brittas:
Now, Tim, if I could just have a word? [takes Tim into his office] Now, that was a bit out of character this morning, wasn't it? It may just be my imagination, but I thought you were a bit "tetchy" in the lineup.

Tim Whistler:
Oh, that. No, it's all sorted out.

Gordon Brittas:
Meant to be doing something with you, was he, young Gavin?

Tim Whistler:
... yes. Sort of.

Gordon Brittas:
And he went to the pub instead. Tim, life's too short to worry about things like that. If I had a pound for everyone who promised to meet me and never showed up, I'd be Paul Getty Jr! Timothy- it's human nature!

Tim Whistler:
Really.

Gordon Brittas:
I was unmarried once myself too, you know. Used to go to the pub with my mates, have a few drinks, a game of darts, a few more drinks, go for a takeaway, next thing you know, it's three in the morning and you wake up on the floor in some total strangers flat! [Tim gets panicked and worried look on his face]

Gordon Brittas:
But what does it matter, eh, Tim, boy? [puts his hand on Tim's shoulder as he leaves the room] It's not as if you're married to the man, is it! [sn*ggers]

[Tim closes his eyes and leaves, absolutely horrified] [Angie hands him a box of tissues and a mug of coffee]