The Cinema Snob

     

The Cinema Snob2007

Director: Brad Jones
The Cinema Snob is an American comedy webseries created, edited, written, and starring American filmmaker Brad Jones (born December 20, 1981). It started in 2007 on YouTube before copyright claims caused Jones to move the series to its own personal … more »


Cinema Snob:
There's only one way to know for sure that it's Mark Shannon... just look for the genital warts.

[Audio from a sex scene in the movie begins to play off-screen]

Cinema Snob:
I'm not even kidding here; Mark Shannon is the Italian porn star with the Wicked Witch of the West as his balls.

[Snob starts watching the off-screen film]

Cinema Snob:
Let's see... yep: one, two, three, four... five. Five genital warts.

[Lightning strikes, and the Snob laughs a la The Count from Sesame Street]

Cinema Snob:
AH-AH-AH-ah, that's disgusting.

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