The Cleveland Show2009

Cleveland Brown Jr.:
[during Freedom Squirt initiation] Well, here they are. Freedom squirt badges, symbols honesty, trust, and integrity. In other words, TOTAL BULLCRAP! [Audience gasp]

Wally Farquhare:
Hiya... what the?

Cleveland Brown Jr.:
That's right kids, might as well tell you now. It's a soulless world, full of bad people, that screw you at every turn. Scouts honor. [ Throws both squirt sashes and his own in the campfire] I QUIT! [squished grease into campfire, causing to erupt and burns sign, audience gasp, as Junior walks off the stage]

Rallo Tubbs:
Junior wait. Buy some chocolates for the road?

Cleveland Brown Jr.:
[off scene] SCREW YOU, RALLO! Yeah I'll take ten.