The Colbert Report2005

Stephen Colbert:
Look, I just think that Rosa Parks was overrated.

Conan O'Brien:
Rosa Parks was overrated? That's-that's madness!

Stephen Colbert:
Conan, last time I checked, she got famous by breaking the law.

Conan O'Brien:
Breaking the law? She was standing up for a whole race of people. She was a freedom fighter!

Stephen Colbert:
Conan, how do I know that there wasn't an old, sick, white man who needed that seat in the front of the bus?

Conan O'Brien:
How can you say that?

Stephen Colbert:
Conan, I'm gonna keep saying this until Rosa Parks's children apologize for what their mother did to that bus company!

Conan O'Brien:
You want Rosa Parks's children to apologize?

Stephen Colbert:
Absolutely.

Conan O'Brien:
Gah! Okay, I'm sorry. I have no choice.

[shoots Stephen in the chest, who then rises up a second later]

Stephen Colbert:
[unaffected] Typical East Coast, Ivy League-educated response.

Conan O'Brien:
[pause] We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Stephen Colbert:
Look, I respect your right to disagree with me. Don't get me wrong.

Conan O'Brien:
I shot you very near the heart!