The Critic1994

Jay Sherman:
Now, let's take a look at the new musical from Francis Ford Coppola: Apocalypse Wow!

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz:
[singing] Howdy Doo! I'm Colonel Kurtz. Fat and Bald like old Fred Murtz. Watch me do a Hula Dance. To shake the egg rolls from my pants

[Performs a Hula dance as egg rolls fall from his pants]

Severed Heads on Implanted Spears:
[singing] He's not so bad, he's really just an odd man.

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz:
[singing] And I've shaved my head like Dennis Rodman.

Photojournalist:
[singing] He's a god, man!

Duke Phillips:
[Appearing in Apocalypse Wow] Vote for Duke! Vote for Duke! Vote for Duke!... VOTE FOR DUKE!

Jay Sherman:
Get that off my show!