The Critic

     

The Critic1994

The Critic is an American prime time animated series revolving around the life of New York film critic Jay Sherman, voiced by actor Jon Lovitz. It was created by writing partners Al Jean and Mike Reiss, who had previously worked as writers and showr… more »


[a captive in Iraq, Jay is being forced to recite propaganda on Iraqi TV]

Captain Raheem:
You will speak the blasphemous and self-denigrating dialogue that has been written for you!

Jay Sherman:
Like I'm not used to that.

Captain Raheem:
[handing him a paper] Read this!

Jay Sherman:
There's going to be a really bitching kegger tonight at Captain Raheem's tent!

Captain Raheem:
That's mine. Read this!

Jay Sherman:
Dear Urkel: you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, Captain Raheem.

Captain Raheem:
Give me that!

Jay Sherman:
Single Arabic captain wishes to meet non-Kurdish woman. I like puppies, Kenny G, and walks on the beach. Whoo-hoo! Kenny G.

[Captain Raheem grabs Jay by the throat, shouting in Arabic]

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