The Critic1994

Gene Siskel:
Well, I thought that film was very poignant. Particularly the scene where Tom Cruise walks around Las Vegas with a bucket full of his brother.

Roger Ebert:
Aw, c'mon, Gene. That was just another pointless sequel that didn't have to be made.

Gene Siskel:
This, from the man who liked 'Benji the Hunted?'

Roger Ebert:
Hey, you liked 'Carnosaur!'

Gene Siskel:
Well I'll bet you'll like this!

[punches are thrown, Siskel grabs a bottle, smashes it in half and points it at Ebert]

Gene Siskel:
Hasta la vista, Porky!

Roger Ebert:
Cue ball in the side pocket!

[punches thrown]