The Daily Show1996

Jon Stewart:
Triumph, you're not allowed to swear.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
What do you mean? It's cable TV, man.

Jon Stewart:
No, it's basic cable, you can't swear.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
You can't swear on cable, what's the [bleep] point? All right, no, no, no, I kid, I kid. Cable's great, Jon Stewart, and you're great, and you have a great show... for me to poop on. I mean come on, having a show on cable, it's not like it's real, it's like sniffing your sister's ass.

Jon Stewart:
Now look, I happen to like having a show on Comedy Central.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
[sarcastically] Ooh, Comedy Central, good for you, Comedy Central. I have worms in my stool that have shows on Comedy Central.