The Daily Show1996

Jon Stewart:
You were supposed to be here last week, but you had to cancel.

Natalie Portman:
That's right. I got food poisoning.

Jon Stewart:
Yeah. And you told me before the show that whenever you tell people that, they never ask you "How are you doing?"

Natalie Portman:
That's right. They always say, "What did you eat?" instead. It's really selfish, you know?

Jon Stewart:
Uh-huh, right. Anyway, the reason I brought it up is because you never told me what you ate.