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Contributor, 'Back in Black':
Now, we all know the best medical advice doesn't come from the church or some machine, but from the people you trust the most: celebrities! Actor and lovestruck Scientologist Tom Cruise appeared on the Today Show last Friday, where he shared his beliefs on mental health.

Tom Cruise:
I've never agreed with psychiatry, ever. Before I was a scientologist, I never agreed with psychiatry. And I know that psychiatry is a pseudo science.

Contributor, 'Back in Black':
Unlike scientology. I mean, that's got science right in the name!

Contributor, 'Back in Black':
The climax came when Matt Lauer suggested that therapy and anti-depressants might work for some people.

Tom Cruise:
Do you know what Adderall is? Do you know Ritalin? Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug? Do you understand that? You don't know the history of psychiatry; I do. There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

Contributor, 'Back in Black':
No? Then, what do you call what's happening to you right now?