The Daily Show1996

Jon Stewart:
Lord Vader? Is that you?

Darth Vader:
Stewart, I am more machine than man, twisted and evil, responsible for the deaths of billions of sentient beings, but it has come to my attention you have been comparing me to Dick Cheney. That seems a bit harsh.

Jon Stewart:
I just thought there was something Sith Lord-y about you and him and I just thought that...

Darth Vader:
Let us be clear: there is the Dark Side, and then there is whatever he calls his sick thing.

Jon Stewart:
No, I... I didn't mean it. I...

Darth Vader:
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. And hate leads to shooting your friend in the face.