The Deputy1959

Clay McCord:
What kind of cheap stunt have you pulled this time?

Marshal Simon Fry:
Cheap is right! Don't get in the habit of penny-pinchin'. I was a might riled at that shabby hearse, that cheap pine coffin you got me.

Clay McCord:
So help me, Simon Fry, this is the last filthy trick you ever play on me!

Marshal Simon Fry:
I'm not playin' it on you, Clay. I'm playin' it on the fellow that tried to get me out of the way.

Clay McCord:
Well, if there is such a fellow he'd better stay out of my way...

Marshal Simon Fry:
Thanks, Clay.

Clay McCord:
...Because I'd like to kill him for bungling the job!