The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »



Laura Petrie:
[angrily] I think you two ought to know something. Rob was against sending that invitation to you but I insisted, and now I'm sorry I sent it.

Millie Helper:
You're sorry ya sent it?

Laura Petrie:
You don't know how sorry I am. I think it's one of the stupidest things I've ever done.

Jerry Helper:
Then you, uh... you DO think it was a stupid thing?

Laura Petrie:
[near tears] Well, let's just say this, Jerry - I will never send you another one like it, and you can bet on that.

Jerry Helper:
You MEAN that?

Rob Petrie:
[through grit teeth] Oh-h-h, you BET she means it.

Jerry Helper:
[greatly relieved] Well, okay.

Rob Petrie:
Okay, what?

Jerry Helper:
We accept your apology.

Laura Petrie:
You accept our...?

Millie Helper:
Yes, and... we... forgive you.

Rob Petrie:
You forgive US?

Millie Helper:
[happily] You bet we do.

Jerry Helper:
Uh, well, uh, we were both being very stubborn, and I'm happy to see that you took a first step to clear the air.

Rob Petrie:
[thoroughly perplexed] Now wait a minute. Wait just a minute, Jerry. There's a misunderstanding here...

Laura Petrie:
[cautiously] There certainly is, darling, and I think it's the kind of misunderstanding we should try very hard NOT to clear up for a little while.

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