The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

[last lines]

Rob Petrie:
Honey, you know I appreciate what you're trying to do. I think it's a wonderful idea, but we got to look at the thing practically. It's gonna take you, what, twenty years to save enough money for that car.

Laura Petrie:
Darling, you mean you want me to just forget all about it?

Rob Petrie:
No, no. You know what we ought to do?

Laura Petrie:
What?

Rob Petrie:
I think we ought to sell the house and get the car right away.

Laura Petrie:
Well, what's the rush?

Rob Petrie:
Well, I know when I get the car, I intend on asking you to take a trip with me, and I'd like to do it while I'm still young.

Laura Petrie:
What's the matter, darling? Don't you think I'd accept an invitation from a gray-haired old gentleman?

Rob Petrie:
Well, sure you would, but who wants to roll around the country in a hot sportscar with a gray-haired old lady?

[Annoyed, Laura hits Rob with a pillow]

Laura Petrie:
Good night, darling.

Rob Petrie:
Good night.