The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
I would like to know is why you think you have to have your own private bank account.

Laura Petrie:
Because I do, that's why.

Rob Petrie:
All right then. The next logical question is what is wrong with the money in our joint account?

Laura Petrie:
Well, that's our account and our money. This is my money.

Rob Petrie:
YOUR money?

Laura Petrie:
Yes, Rob. I want some money that's MINE to spend on anything I want. It's important to me. I don't want everything coming from you.

Rob Petrie:
And where'd you get THIS money?

Laura Petrie:
From you.

Rob Petrie:
Well, isn't it all the same thing then? Either you get money from me or you get money from that which CAME from me.

Laura Petrie:
No, Rob, it's completely different.

Rob Petrie:
Oh...

Laura Petrie:
I put this money in a little at a time. At first, it's from you, but then, after it lies around a while, I forget it came from you and then it's from me!

[Rob gives Laura a funny look]

Laura Petrie:
Oh, you just don't understand!