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The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »


Jerry Helper:
Hey, it's a bank book.

Rob Petrie:
[reading] "Mrs. Laura Petrie." Isn't that cute? She got a little nest egg of her own.

Jerry Helper:
Cute. You, uh... you really think that's cute, huh?

Rob Petrie:
Well, so she has a few dollars in a little private bank account. How much could it be?

Jerry Helper:
Okay, okay. How much?

Rob Petrie:
Well, I don't even have to look. It can't be more than just a little pittance. $378.

Jerry Helper:
A LITTLE pittance?

Rob Petrie:
So, she has a big pittance. It's her pittance. Look, maybe she's just setting aside a little for a rainy day.

Jerry Helper:
$378? Boy, that's enough for the monsoon season.

Rob Petrie:
Oh, come on. Now a lot of wives put aside a little for a rainy day. What's wrong with that?

Jerry Helper:
Well, nothin', but why is the money just in her name? I mean, uh, listen, if it rains, doesn't she care if you get wet?

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