The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »



[Rob decides to rewrite his script for two kids, giving some lines to Ritchie]

Rob Petrie:
I better make sure they have equal parts.

Laura Petrie:
Well, no, they don't have to be exactly equal.

Rob Petrie:
Oh. Um, you mean Ritchie could have a couple more, huh?

Laura Petrie:
Well, you are his father.

Rob Petrie:
Yeah, well, I don't want you to become his stage mother.

Laura Petrie:
Oh, Rob!

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