The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

[Millie and Laura can't decide on how to divide the prizes won on Pay As You Go!, so Rob steps in]

Rob Petrie:
There are four prizes, right, Millie? You pick a number between one and ten.

Millie Helper:
Ooo, uh, nine.

Rob Petrie:
All right. Laura?

Laura Petrie:
Three.

Rob Petrie:
Three, all right. Uh, what's your favorite tree?

Millie Helper:
Weeping willow.

Rob Petrie:
Weeping willow.

Laura Petrie:
The mighty oak.

Rob Petrie:
All right, your favorite planet.

Laura Petrie:
Earth.

Millie Helper:
She took my planet.

Laura Petrie:
Oh, Millie!

Millie Helper:
Okay, give me Pluto.

Rob Petrie:
Okay. Now that makes you a nine-willow-pluto, and that makes you a ten-oak-earth, so that means, Millie, that you get the dryer - right? - and the vacuum, and Laura gets rotisserie and a projector. That's it.

Millie Helper:
Wonderful.

Laura Petrie:
Rob, how did you arrive at that?

Rob Petrie:
Well, what's the difference? We did it.

[Rob exits smiling slyly to himself, leaving Millie and Laura confounded]