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The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »


Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
How are you, Jer?

Jerry Helper:
Oh, I'm all right, I got off cheap. Just a sprained wrist. What'd the doctor say you had?

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
Same thing, it's a, uh, sprain.

Jerry Helper:
A sprained what?

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
A sprained body.

Jerry Helper:
A sprained body? I never heard of a sprained body before.

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
Well that's what I got.

Jerry Helper:
Well, where does it hurt?

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
[Slowly pointing to the left side of his upper lip] You see that?

Jerry Helper:
Yeah...

Robert 'Rob' Petrie:
It's the only place it doesn't hurt.

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