The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
[to his coworkers about his PTA dilemma] Any ideas, you guys?

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
Yeah...

[snaps fingers]

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
I got it! I got an idea!

Sally Rogers:
Beginner's luck.

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
Don't make jokes. This is on the level, this'll solve the whole problem for you. You get the whole neighborhood together, put 'em on a chartered bus and drive 'em down to the studio.

Rob Petrie:
How does that solve the problem?

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
Easy, you get a drunken bus driver and he crashes into a lamppost.

Sally Rogers:
I got a better idea: get a sober driver, have him hijack the bus and fly it out of the country.

Rob Petrie:
Thanks a lot, you guys, you've been a big help. I'm desperate and you're making jokes.

Sally Rogers:
Oh, come on, Rob, it's only the PTA.

Rob Petrie:
Only the PTA? You know what the PTA stands for? Three things that I respect - and fear: parents, teachers and associations!