The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
It's just that, Rich, there's a little confusion about what you're tellin' the kids at school; I'd like to clear it up if I can.

Ritchie Petrie:
Oh, you mean about the babies and all that stuff.

Laura Petrie:
Yeah, that... that's right, dear.

Ritchie Petrie:
But I didn't tell 'em what you told me not to tell.

Rob Petrie:
Well, who told you what to tell 'em?

Ritchie Petrie:
Nobody. I made it up.

Laura Petrie:
You made it up?

Ritchie Petrie:
Yeah. Grampa's story about Mr. Cabbage was silly.

Rob Petrie:
Well, right, right.

Ritchie Petrie:
And your story about the eggs and everything made a lot of sense.

Rob Petrie:
Of course it did.

Ritchie Petrie:
But you said I shouldn't tell that story to anybody.

Rob Petrie:
Right again.

Ritchie Petrie:
So I had to make one up.

Laura Petrie:
Well, why, Rich? Why did you have to make up ANY story?

Ritchie Petrie:
Because the kids like me to tell stories - and I'm good at it, like Daddy.

Rob Petrie:
How do you like THAT?