The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Blackie Sorrell:
She knew the way I earned a buck. She knew the whole bit. We got along pretty good. She said to me, "Blackie, you have a choice: Either you can go on hustling as you have been, shaming your family and your friends, or you can marry me and share a wonderful life and my two and a half million dollar inheritance."

Buddy Sorrell:
You're kidding.

Blackie Sorrell:
[pulling out a photograph] Here's a picture of the two and a half million.

Buddy Sorrell:
She got two and a half million?

Blackie Sorrell:
That's right.

Buddy Sorrell:
And you married her?

Blackie Sorrell:
Heh, that's my wife.

Buddy Sorrell:
You know, she could be a lot uglier for two and a half million.