The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Doug Wesley:
You see, you and Sally and Buddy are not employed by the same firm.

Rob Petrie:
We're not?

Doug Wesley:
No, no, no. You, Rob, as head writer, are an executive, and all our executives are paid by Alan's Japanese company, Ishimoru.

Rob Petrie:
Ishimoru, is that Japanese?

Doug Wesley:
Oh, yes, yes.

Rob Petrie:
You know, I always thought that was a combination of Alan's kids' names.

Doug Wesley:
No. No. No, they make motorcycles, Rob.

Rob Petrie:
And, and, they, uh, they pay me. Well, then, who... who pays Buddy and Sally?

Doug Wesley:
Tam O'Shanter Ltd. of Scotland.

Rob Petrie:
Why can't Tam O'Shanter Ltd. of Scotland give them a raise, then?

Doug Wesley:
They're not doing too well right now, Rob.

Rob Petrie:
[looking at their sizable corporate binder] They're not? With a book that thick, they're not? What, uh... what do THEY make?

Doug Wesley:
Mm, right now, very bad investments, but a few years ago they were doing very well.

Rob Petrie:
Well, what... what did they make then?

Doug Wesley:
The Martin and Lewis coloring book.