The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Millie Helper:
[nervously] If, uh, I ask you something, would ya give me an honest answer?

Laura Petrie:
[just as nervously] Well, sure, Millie. What is it?

Millie Helper:
Well, even if you knew that by telling the truth, ya might hurt someone ya like?

Laura Petrie:
Well, I-I guess that would depend on... how much that person would be hurt.

Millie Helper:
Let's say a lot. Would ya?

Laura Petrie:
Well, then I guess, too, it would depend on... who that person I like was.

Millie Helper:
Let's say it was someone you liked as-as well as me.

Laura Petrie:
Oh, well, Millie, there aren't very many people I like as well as you.

Millie Helper:
Oh. Well, let's say it was me.

Laura Petrie:
Is it you?

Millie Helper:
[explosively] YES, IT'S ME!