The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
Hey, there's a transom over that door. If it was open, we could crawl through it.

Laura Petrie:
Rob, that's burglary.

Rob Petrie:
Not technically, honey. We're taking back something we gave Alan. The worst they can call us is Indian givers.

Sally Rogers:
Well, anything's better than being called unemployed.

Rob Petrie:
Honey, it won't hurt if we just go up there and take a look at the door.

Sally Rogers:
Yeah, yeah, Rob. Let's-let's go take a look at the door.

Laura Petrie:
Oh, Rob, I don't like it.

Buddy Sorrell:
What do you mean you don't like it. You didn't even see it. It's a great door.