The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
[seeing Laura for the first time] Sol, who is that girl?

Sol Pomeroy:
Sarge, no, no, not that girl. Not that girl, Sarge. You're gonna waste your time with that girl, Sarge. She's as stuck up as they come, that girl.

Rob Petrie:
What makes you think she's so stuck up?

Sol Pomeroy:
Well, 'cause I know her. I know that girl. I talked to her. I went up to her, polite-like, nice, and I said to her, "Uh, how do you do, sweetie? How 'bout you and I takin' a hop down to the PX and I'll spring for a couple o' beers, and then, uh, if I'm not too drunk, then, uh, I'll, uh, I'll heist a weapons carrier and we'll take a spin around the obstacle course." You know, nice! Well, Sarge, that girl, stuck up, comes back with an answer that you'd never believe.

Rob Petrie:
Well, what did she say?

Sol Pomeroy:
She said, "No, thank you."