The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
[hoping to lift Stacey's spirits] Honey, would you please tell him how you felt about me when we first met? Just tell him, will ya?

Laura Petrie:
Well, I couldn't STAND Rob. I thought he was arrogant, repulsive, insufferable... Just hearing his voice, Stacey, used to make my flesh crawl. I thought that he was just about the most...

[notices Rob's pained expression and stops]

Rob Petrie:
What we're trying to say, Stace, is that... maybe it isn't over with Julie. You know, I mean, look at us. Our beginnings couldn't have been any worse.

Laura Petrie:
Yeah, I thought he was brash and vulgar...

Rob Petrie:
I think we covered that, honey. I... It's just that, the thing is that, there's not just one person for every other person, Stace.

Laura Petrie:
Right! If Rob had continued to revolt me, I have no doubt in this world I would have found somebody just as nice as Rob - maybe even nicer.

Rob Petrie:
And I wouldn't exactly have jumped off a cliff if I hadn't married Laura, either. I could have... I could have... There's no telling what kind of a great girl I might have found.

[Rob and Laura stare at each other, both egos a little wounded]