The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
Who, uh... who do you think the baby looks like?

Jerry Helper:
You know, I don't know. How can you tell at this age? I mean, their looks change every day. Now, that first day, he looked like you.

Rob Petrie:
Yeah. Then a little later he looked something like Laura.

Jerry Helper:
Mm-hm.

Rob Petrie:
Then, the day comin' home in the cab, he looked a lot like Ralph Martoni.

Jerry Helper:
Who's Ralph Martoni?

Rob Petrie:
The cab driver. Didn't you see his picture on the license plate? Little pudgy bald guy.

Jerry Helper:
Rob, listen, all newborn babies look like Ralph Martoni. I mean, the hospital could give you any kid and you wouldn't know the difference.