The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

[Rob tries to get through his second planned wedding date but his ears are stuffed up from a severe cold, making it impossible to hear anything]

Chaplain Berger:
Robert Petrie, would thou have this woman to be thy wife, to love and to cherish, in sickness...

Rob Petrie:
[happily] I do.

[Chaplain shakes head]

Rob Petrie:
[confused] I... I don't?

Chaplain Berger:
...in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

[Rob doesn't realize it's his cue but begins to notice others staring at him]

Rob Petrie:
Uh, I do.

Chaplain Berger:
And do you, Laura, take this man to love and to cherish in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

Laura Petrie:
[looking at Rob] I do.

Rob Petrie:
[thinking he's being cued] Uh, I do.

[Chaplain shakes head]

Rob Petrie:
[confused] I... I don't?

Chaplain Berger:
There be anyone present who knows why these two should not be joined in lawful wedlock, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

Rob Petrie:
[happily and confidently thinking it's his cue] I do.

[Chaplain slams his Holy Bible shut]