The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Rob Petrie:
You know, you sound exactly like one of those wives in a situation comedy.

Laura Petrie:
I'm sorry, Rob. You're right. It... I don't think that you are interested in her. I'm sure you're not. I trust you. I realize that a handsome man like yourself is bound to attract a certain number of coquettish women, and I want you to know I understand this. And if Miss Leighton feels it's necessary to attempt a flirtation with you, I'm not going to be one of those screaming, nagging wives. I'll merely go up to her and quietly kill her. Dinner is ready.

Rob Petrie:
Honey, come here.

[He hugs her but Laura stands rigidly]

Laura Petrie:
My vegetables are burning!