The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

[Listening at the door, Rob's worst fears are confirmed]

Sally Rogers:
He know. He knows we're keeping a secret from him. I think we ought to tell him.

Buddy Sorrell:
No, no, he thinks we're writing for some other show. Let him.

Sally Rogers:
I still think we ought to tell him!

Buddy Sorrell:
Why?

Sally Rogers:
Well, I just feel guilty about the whole thing, that's all.

Buddy Sorrell:
Ah, guilty, schmilty. We had a wonderful weekend, didn't we?

Sally Rogers:
Yeah, I gotta admit we did.

Buddy Sorrell:
Yeah, and next week it'll be even better. You'll see.

Sally Rogers:
You know, Buddy, I've been to Herbie's Hiawatha Lodge before, but it was never any fun. You being there made all the difference in the world.

Buddy Sorrell:
Hah, you're my favorite female, kiddo. Hey-hey-hey, n-n-next weekend, just you and me again, huh, baby?

Sally Rogers:
Yeah, but, Buddy, what about your wife?

Buddy Sorrell:
Eh, I'll get rid of her.