The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

Laura Petrie:
Well, I'm just glad this whole thing is over.

Rob Petrie:
Well, I am too, but... I don't know. In a way, I wish I could have been a little more helpful to 'em.

Laura Petrie:
Well, I am delighted that you weren't.

Rob Petrie:
Honey, that is not a very good attitude to have.

Laura Petrie:
Rob, you did much more than most people would.

Rob Petrie:
Wha... No, I did not. Some people have good memories. They remember little details. I... I didn't even get the license plate off their Edsel.

Rob Petrie:
[realizing he DOES know something useful] They had an Edsel.

Laura Petrie:
[worried] You saw them drive an Edsel?

Rob Petrie:
A red Edsel.

Laura Petrie:
I think you're back in jeopardy.

Rob Petrie:
How could I forget a fire engine red Edsel? Uh, Honey, there's only one thing to do.

Laura Petrie:
[as Rob moves to the telephone] Oh, Rob, don't!

Rob Petrie:
Honey, I have GOT to. I can't withhold information like that.

Laura Petrie:
What? Y... yes, you can!

Rob Petrie:
Honey...

Laura Petrie:
Darling, let's analyze this.

Rob Petrie:
Analyze what?

Laura Petrie:
What do you actually remember? A red Edsel. There must be thousands of red Edsels running around... SOMEWHERE.

Rob Petrie:
There may be, but I'll bet there's only one red Edsel running around with bumper stickers that say "I Like Ike" and "Visit Carlsbad Caverns."

Laura Petrie:
Oh... Will you stop remembering?