The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »



Sally Rogers:
Uh, Rob, suppose Laura shows up at the bar at 4:30.

Rob Petrie:
She won't. There's not a chance.

Sally Rogers:
Well, just suppose she does.

Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell:
Then she'll be stood up.

Rob Petrie:
Look, she will not be stood up because she is not gonna be there. Now, she is my wife and I know her. I don't know why I've carried this ridiculous thing on as long as I have. I-I should've told her a long time ago and told her the truth. Believe me, when I get home tonight, I'm gonna... I'm gonna explain the whole ridiculous thing to her.

Sally Rogers:
Boy, she's gonna give it to you pretty good, Rob.

Rob Petrie:
Oh, no, not Laura. She won't say a word. For months.

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