The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

[Rob explains he wants the first of two three-day passes for his honeymoon]

Captain:
Why do you want another one?

Rob Petrie:
Well, sir, I have to go back to Danville, Illinois, to tell my OTHER fiance that I can't marry her too.

Captain:
Oh. I see. You want to get rid of the girl back home, huh?

Rob Petrie:
Well, no. No, sir. Not exactly. I... She's, uh... Well... yeah, I... more or less.

Captain:
I'm sorry, Petrie. One three-day pass is IT.

Rob Petrie:
But-but, sir...

Captain:
And you can either use it for your honeymoon or you can go back to Danville and do the manly thing. Now it's your choice.

Rob Petrie:
Well, sir, I-I don't know what to do!

Captain:
I know what I'D do. I'd tell that girl back home.

Rob Petrie:
Oh, sir, would ya? It'd mean so much more coming from a captain.