The Distressed Watcher2010

Distressed Watcher:
So, Qui-Gon made this bet that if Anakin wins the pod race, he goes free. He is no longer Watto the Jew's slave boy. But Qui-Gon couldn't make the same bargain for Anakin's mother, so she has to stay on Tatooine. It's so sad... wait. Why can't they just come back and get her afterwards? They've got all the resources of the Republic behind them. I mean I know that Republic credits are no good on Tatooine, but other material goods obviously are useful there. Go back and trade a ship for her, or get some gold or whatever the hell is valuable on Tatooine. What's wrong with doing that? It seems like a good idea, doesn't it? It seems like a good idea to me. That way, the most powerful Jedi doesn't, you know, grow up with a grudge against the Jedi order for abandoning his mother to die on a scalding desert planet run by mobsters. Okay, enough of this sh*t! Let's move on to the "epic" final battle between boring and stupid.