The Donna Reed Show1958

Donna Stone:
[A policeman has arrived to pick up the baby left at the Stones' doorstep] Why aren't you out looking for the mother?

Dr. Alex Stone:
Alright, will you calm down? The officer is just doing his duty.

Milkman:
Did you bring your handcuffs and your tear gas? This kid looks pretty tough, you know.

Policeman:
All I know is the radio said to pick up a baby.

Kathleen:
You believe everything you hear on a radio?

Milkman:
That's telling him, Kathleen.

Dr. Alex Stone:
Tony, Kathleen, BE QUIET!

Donna Stone:
Alex, you don't have to shout. We can hear you. Now, can't we settle this calmly and rationally?

Dr. Alex Stone:
The officer and I are the only rational people in this house.

Policeman:
That's for sure.